I try. I really do. But it doesn't work. No matter what I do, I can't make myself like green beans. I grew up in the south where people made a "pot of beans". They'd throw some fatback into a pot with a bunch of green beans and cook them all day. I swear, if it weren't for the fast that beans have strings that kind of reinforce their structure, you wouldn't have been able to identify what you were eating. I just didn't like them.
Years later I was married to a guy who thought he could cook. He couldn't. I was served some of the most obnoxious food I've eaten in my entire life during that time. My kid was about 8 or 9 at the time. We'd be out somewhere and she'd ask me what I was making for dinner. I'd respond "I don't know. It's Tony's night to cook." She'd immediately begin to beg me to go out for the evening meal--his "cooking" was SO bad even an 8 year old knew. To make matters worse, because he fancied himself a cook, he absolutely would not listen to any suggestion about how to do things differently. One of his favorite menus called for a canned ham, sweet potatoes, and green beans. Nothing ever got cooked to the point of being hot. He'd put that ham in a baking dish, never removing the gelatinous stuff that was on it and turn the oven on. The ham would be in the oven no more than 30 minutes, starting from a cold oven. Then he'd open a can of those ghastly canned yams, go after them with a potato masher, pile marshmallows on them and put them in the oven for just long enough for the marshmallows to show a little color. Finally, he'd open a can of green beans and dump them into a pot about the time he declared the ham "done" and put them on the electric stove. By the time he carried the ham and the sweet potatoes to the table, he'd grab the beans off the stove and put them on the table. The whole "meal" made me want to gag, and the presence of green beans just made it worse. Even his own kids wouldn't eat that slop............
I tried again tonight. I bought some fresh green beans and decided tonight was the night. Even dressing them with butter and a little garlic powder did not make them any better. I choked down about half what I cooked. Thankfully, turns out Parker will eat them. What does he know? He's a dog. Besides I've heard tell of Labradors eating rocks.............
My butt has not gotten any better. That's the bad news. The good news is that it hasn't gotten any worse. I'm walking funny and somewhat afraid to trust myself to stay upright when I start walking, but it hasn't gotten any worse. I was pretty worried (lack of faith much?) when I was trying to get the fitted sheet on my bed. By the time I accomplished that, my back, butt, and legs all hurt. I was considering the possibility I'd really messed myself up performing that task, but after sitting down for a while, the pain in the back and legs faded.
I am in search of a comfortable bra. I really want to get rid of the underwires. I ordered one of those bras they're advertising with the crossover lace pieces which are supposed to cradle your bosom and uplift. Well, the darn thing is made in China. They really do come here on a "slow boat from China". I don't think I have much of a chance of getting a refund. They are sized very small. I used their size chart and ordered up a size and I still feel like I'm doing a slow dismemberment, just below the bust line. Darn!
It's about bedtime. I will go into the bedroom and see what it will take to extricate myself from this thing...........