A couple of weeks ago, Smith’s had ham on special. Not as great a price as during Easter, but my budget was tighter then…………. Anyway, I’ve had several “meals” of just spiral sliced ham. Then there was a special on eggs. I bought a good-sized stash. My last grocery shop included 2 Marie Callender’s frozen pie crusts. I made myself a quiche—ham, cheese, mushrooms, dehydrated kale, and eggs. I’ve been eating that quiche for days. I have lots of ham in the freezer and now I’m cooking the ham bone for broth. As Alton Brown would say, “good eats”. But, better yet, at a good price.
You know I watch a lot of youtube stuff. I decided to go for the strawberries I wrote about earlier because a youtuber I follow bragged about buying 28 pounds at a price slightly higher than I paid and cleaning, bagging and freezing them ALL in 40 minutes. To put it politely, I have to say she was “gilding the lily”. I timed myself. It took me 13 minutes to clean and bag 2 pounds. Now, I have to admit I have a shaky left hand. I don’t think it slowed me down much, but let’s say it cost me 1.5 minutes of 6.5 minutes it took to clean 1 pound. Okay that’s 5 minutes a pound. I wasn’t a speed freak but I worked at a steady pace. I’ve watched this woman cook on youtube—she’s no Julia Child with a knife. If it took me 10 minutes to do 2 pounds, that would mean it would take me 140 minutes for 28 pounds. That’s 2 hours and 20 minutes. There is no way I believe she managed the same task in 2/3 of an hour! Liar, Liar, pants on fire!
Speaking of pants, here’s a story for you. I was at work the other day. Fortunately my customer of the moment was a fellow employee. Someone walked up behind me and said, plenty loudly, “You have your pants on”. Excuse me, I am not the type to come to work without having my bottom covered! Can you imagine my shock? Besides even our do-as-little-as-possible management would not go for a cashier with a bare naked butt! Thank goodness, when I whirled around to see who was making such a comment, it was a fellow employee. She stammered out an explanation—I was wearing slacks and not shorts. Who knew there were people monitoring my butt coverage! I do wear shorts (bermudas, in accordance with the dress code) when it’s hot outside, and long pants when it’s cooler or downright cold. Anyway, I’m not too sure about that woman! I will give her credit for poor judgment in her choice of when to speak and when not to speak………………….
That’s about it for tonight. Back to work tomorrow…….